Hourly Breakdown of a Workday: Pretending
vs. Actually Working
Insight: Most of the workday is spent toggling Slack and re-reading the same email draft 12 times. Meanwhile, the coffee machine gets more action than the actual work files. Who knew ‘drafting’ meant perfecting your barista skills?
Most Used Client Phrases During a Pitch
Insight: “We love it” always comes with an invisible “but” hanging in the room. It’s like hearing ‘you’re great’ right before a breakup. Brace yourself for the inevitable ‘can you make it quick?’ follow-up.
Beer-Fueled Production Quality (2024)
Insight: Turns out, after the 3rd IPA the tracking shots go from ‘cinematic’ to ‘seasick.’ By the 4th, you’re calling shaky footage ‘artistic.’ Maybe stick to water for the next client shoot.
Ways Employees Avoid Work in 2024
Insight: We’re all experts at ‘checking Slack’—and by that, we mean liking memes for an hour. Then there’s the ‘urgent’ coffee run that somehow takes 45 minutes. Funny how the barista knows your order better than your boss does.
Office Flirting Attempts vs. Dates Scheduled (2024)
Insight: Coffee-break flirtations rarely turn into calendar invites—guess the water cooler’s not that hot. Maybe it’s the stale donuts killing the vibe. Or the fact that ‘let’s grab coffee’ means ‘I’m already late for a meeting.’
% of Employees Shooting Film vs. Client Trust (Monthly ’24)
Insight: As film usage rises, trust dips—maybe digital is the new black. Clients seem to think film is just a hipster flex now. Guess they’d rather trust pixels than nostalgia.